Chapter 5: Leaders
This chapter opens with Foxilion examining the smoking ruin that used to be the Temple of Gond. While he is trying to figure out if there is anyway he can turn a profit on this disaster, Conner from the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons comic sneaks up behind him.
It turns out the two rogues know each other. Conner’s sharp eyes notice a gem as large as his fist lying at the bottom of the pit. Conner offers to split the price of the gem with Foxilion if he agrees to climb down and retrieve it. As soon as he picks it up though, he is attacked by a headless golem.
Hmmm… I may have skipped over a key bit of exposition during my review of chapter 2. Remember the Gondsman who looked like Lex Luthor in a stupid hat? Well, in addition to selling the cultists smoke powder, he tried to upsell them on a golem with some very dubious properties.
Even though the golem in the picture above only vaguely resembles the one that attacks Foxilion and the control “gem” looks more like an orb than the red gemstone Foxilion stole, I think we can all agree that they are supposed to be the same, right?
Anyway, Conner helps Foxilion escape from the pit, but the golem is still in hot pursuit. Conner tells Foxilion to make a run for Selune’s Smile. Conner considers following, but then decides he has better things to do with his evening.
Chapter 6: Bar Tales
Captain Omen is at Selune’s Smile, which is where Agrivar told him the artifact the Eye of Selune is currently located. He plans to get his hands on it by flirting with Luna, the bar’s owner (not mention possibly getting his hands on other things).
Omen’s plan seems to be working, as Luna eventually agrees to show Omen the eye. Before she can though, all of the villains from earlier show up.
Ever a slave to fashion, Kyriani has taken the opportunity to change out of her dress and back into the pant suit combo she was wearing earlier. For that matter, the cult leader has decided to put on a different helmet. Sadly, the Yuan-Ti is no longer wearing the mailed gloves he was so proud of earlier.
The battle for the artifact begins, and Luna takes a hand crossbow bolt to the chest that was intended for Omen. Feel free to ignore this though as Luna is totally fine on the next page.
Before the cult leader can get his hands on the Eye, Kyriani betrays him and reveals that she has been working on the side of angels all along! Agrivar then makes his dramatic (and non-disintegrated) reappearance by jumping through a window and clocking the Yuan-Ti.
The Yuan-Ti learns that if you live by the sucker punch, you die by the sucker punch.
Before the cultists can regroup, the remaining members of the Realms’ Master crew (minus Foxilion) and the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons cast arrive. As you can imagine, the combined group makes short work of the cultists. When Foxilion arrives shortly afterwards being pursued by the headless golem, that threat is dispatched just as easily.
Flush with victory, the two groups of adventurers swap stories about their evening. Luna manages to trick Captain Omen into agreeing to leave the Eye of Selune at the bar with her and gets drunk. What a happy ending!
Well, at least until Luna tells them she expects them all to chip in and repair the damage to her bar.
- I have now reviewed the entire Forgotten Realms comic series. I have been doing these for so long I find it hard to believe that it is over. I have been thinking of starting a similar series reviewing the current IDW Dungeons & Dragons comic series though. If anyone is interested in seeing that, let me know in the comments.
- I found the art shifts between the chapters to be distracting. Considering how common this practice is in the comic book industry for annuals and other oversized books, I am not sure why it bugged me so much in this one.
- I must admit that Captain Omen is quite the ladies man. I wonder if he still would have flirted with Luna if he realized she was an aspect of the goddess Selune.